Too Many Bones: Premium Health

We cut, sanded, buffed, and polished these Premium Health chips all by ourselves. Okay, we didn’t do all of that, but we spared no expense in making these chunky chips feel like a dream.

They’re heavy, so they’re difficult to knock over. It’s not a guarantee your Gearloc will still be standing at the end of a battle, but they’ll be sturdier! Also, they’re satisfying to stack, so don’t get upset with us if you’re spending all of your spare time fidgeting with them.

This is the next evolution in Gearloc health.